Passing fancies

My life is truly not to be believed.

Really. really.

YAAAAAAY

I made it into a Tufts Dance Collective dance!

So excited to dance drunkenly in front of everyone

THIS CALLS FOR DRUNKEN DANCE CELEBRATION

5 liters of Franzia & a bottle of torched cherry bacardi.

Birthday bitch in the making.

Last night I dreamt about things I should’ve forgotten.

On another note

we do not live inside a porno

so

it’s not actually ok to call a girl a “cunt” while you fuck her.

Are we all agreed?

The Objects of Phi Kappa Sigma

Are secret.

quote from Skulls wikipedia page.

far, far too deliberate.

New project: I’m going to be able to put my foot behind my head.